But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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