I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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