Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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