id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My life is pants optional.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
