I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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