About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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