She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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