weddingsv make me drug and hornr
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
