But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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