What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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