Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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