apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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