guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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