no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I didn't notice because vodka
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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