i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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