So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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