I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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