Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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