You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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