I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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