Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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