It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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