A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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