STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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