She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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