Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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