he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
