Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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