sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize
