Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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