Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Randomize
