we're blogging at a bar
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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