is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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