Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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