Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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