If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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