The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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