He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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