you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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