We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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