I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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