You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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