I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She bit a glass in half.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
i need some magic done to my vagina
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
