Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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