yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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