I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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