it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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