am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
BRING THE BAGELS
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