Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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