I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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